that’s whacked

a whole new level of spam

Monday, Sep 22. 2003  –  Category: Quotage

i’m used to the occasional spam, hawking a larger penis, more explosive sex with women, cheap real estate, etc. but this one took it to a whole new level.

Subject: Best Child Pornography Site If you think you are receiving this message in an error - call here to unsubscribe - +1-863-859-0799

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Welcome to the site removed, it’s us again, now we extended our offerings, here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
   you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy.

   Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

   ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free.

   This offer won’t last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.

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   If you think you are receiving this message in an error - call here to unsubscribe - +1-863-859-0799

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wow. i mean, not only did SpamAssassin “stop us host spam-sites”, but jesus christ - where the hell did this come from? Cocain, heroin, rockets, gay slaves, and child porn. This is a like a one-stop Wal-mart for evil.
This is a whole new level beyond Satan’s Playhouse.

will you be my friend?

Friday, Jul 18. 2003  –  Category: Quotage

so jesse got me to sign onto friendster. so now it actually is kind of intriguing to see how far degrees of friendship will go.

so i added some of my friends, and got an email back from friendster with the subject: “Marc is now your friend!”

…. great. a computer program just confirmed that one of my childhood friends is indeed my friend. yay. validation - exactly what i needed.

another funny quote from a friend on why he/she couldn’t confirm me as a friend (sob sob): “so until i am convinced it is irrevocably necessary, i cannot add either of you as friends…shallow, yes? but hey it’s friendster, which is really all about being shallow…”

my career is going in circles!

Sunday, Jun 29. 2003  –  Category: Quotage

Got a postcard in the mail yesterday from Sun Microsystems: Your career’s heading in the right direction. Thanks for sending us your resume and considering Sun as an employer. We will review your experience and if we have a position that matches your skills, we will contact you.

Hrm. Guess their system updates slowly….