lessons learned
September 14th, 2004 stevel
Poorna and I learnt the following lessons last night:
- $57 will buy a lot of alcohol. specifically: 12 tequila shots, 9 vodka shots, 3 whiskey shots, and a pint of TsingTao (just cause i could)
- Aggresive drunk Chinese girls are scary. How many times do I have to say “wo you niupengyou! Wo bu yao another niupengyou!”
I know.. I know…my Chinglish is amazing isn’t it.
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4 Comments Add your own
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Steve | September 15th, 2004 at 06:45
Ain’t that a bitch? When you don’t want them running after you, they do. When you do, they don’t. Someone outta do a study on this.
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Geoff Arnold | September 15th, 2004 at 07:24
That’s 24 shots and a pint between the two of you? Or were you sharing with “scary Chinese girls”?!?!
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Sendur | September 16th, 2004 at 08:40
Steveo…with all those drinks, you sure they were girls????
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esther | September 16th, 2004 at 09:38
try these: 1. wo you niupengyou… wo bu yao hai i ge niupengyou (ok, sorry, but my pinyin is terrible… so “i” is probably a remnant of Japanese romanization)… where “hai i ge” = “another one” 2. ni bu hao kan… wo bu ai ni = you’re don’t look good… I don’t like you 3. ni tai lan kan… zhou kai = you’re too ugly… move out of the way
err… I’m sure there are ruder ways to say the same things, but I’m sure you’d rather not get beaten up by some crazy drunk Chinese chick…
poor steve, attacked again… hahahaha… yes, I’m finding your life in China inordinately funny. Yes, that’s right, I’m laughing at your expense.
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