fortune cookie

Friday, Mar 12. 2004  –  Category: Food

“You know what you want. Get to work to make it materialize.”

this was the fortune that was in my fortune cookie i just ate. when i opened it up, at first, all i read was “Get to work” which just freaked me out.

… how did my fortune cookie know i was reading a friend’s blog?!?? i immediately got all defensive, thinking to myself, “i just started a run, i’ve got like 2 minutes while this finishes so i can analyse the results. i can read a fucking blog if i want.”

… and then i realised i was trying to justify my actions to a fortune cookie.

… and then i read the rest of the fortune cookie.

and then i ate the cookie. who got the last laugh now, bitch?? that’s right.
I did.

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